" Clever FB Status "

• The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever

• I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.

• STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

• GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)

• Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll

• Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.

• People wanna see you doing well but not better than them :)

• When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

• My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.

• You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

• No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.

• Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.

• We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.

• For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

• I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.

• If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

• If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.

• ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.

• I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

• Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

• I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)

• I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

• Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

• Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

• My first name and your last name would sound great together.

• Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.

• Can you see yourself the way others see you?

• Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.

• “Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

• I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

• My attitude is based on how you treat me!

• When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.

• Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone :)

• If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.

• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.

• Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

• LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

• IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

• If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

• I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.

• Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.

• Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

• If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

• If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

• There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

• I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

• History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

• Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

• A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

• Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

• Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

• We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

• Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

• I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

• Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

• People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.

• Its not illegal unless you get caught.

• ‎BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.

• Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

• When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

• What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.

• You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.

• Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

• If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.

• It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.

• Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

• I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

• Whhat if life come with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP

• You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.

• It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

• I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

• I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

• Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

• No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

• The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

• When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.

• No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.

• Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?

• Everybody is beautiful to somebody.

• Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..