" Crazy FaceBook Status "

• People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

• I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.

• Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

• I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

• When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

• People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.

• My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

• If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

• Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

• I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.

• Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World.

• When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

• We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

• Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

• The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.

• That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.

• Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

• We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

• Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

• If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!

• I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!

• I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

• If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

• People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)

• If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.

• I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.

• At least I can still smoke in my car.

• I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

• I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.

• If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?

• Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.

• Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy

• I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

• My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.

• Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

• Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

• Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?

• The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

• If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.

• All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

• Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

• Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

• Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.

• Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

• If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.

• Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.

• When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.

• Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.

• A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.

• Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect…

• People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..

• My head is telling my heart “I told you so!”.

• Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet

• I’m not crazy, I’m just special.

• I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..

• Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..

• Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

• Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.

• i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left

• I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..