Relationship Fb Status

If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single".

Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you.

We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.

Don't let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don't belong with.

Cuddling, snuggling, smiling, laughing, kissing: all the things I want to do when I think of you!


A boyfriend will put a lock on his phone. A REAL boyfriend will say, "Hey baby, can you read that text for me."

Being in a relationship is a full-time job. Don't apply if you're not ready.

It really makes me mad when guys cheat on beautiful girls for ones that look like they belong in the zoo.

That amazing feeling when your crush texts you first.

The nights I don’t dream about you, are the nights I stay up thinking of you.

If you cheat on someone that's willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself.

Don’t judge my choices without understanding my reasons.

I want a long, cute relationship where everyone is like "DAMN, they're still together?"

Lies don't ruin a relationship, the truth does.

Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other.

Every relationship has its problems, but what makes it perfect is when things are bad, and you still want to be together.

Relationship Killers : Insecurity, trust issues, Facebook, Twitter, jealousy, lack of communication, assumptions.

Every day, I think about texting you but then, I think "if you really wanted to talk to me, you'd text me first."

If you aren't happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.

I cannot be good enough for everyone, but I always try to be the best for the one who deserves me.

LIKE if you type a long paragraph with your true feelings but then erasing it & typing "Yeah.."

Always tell your girlfriend the truth...the carefully edited truth.

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all the other days I know it for sure.

No I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship... my girlfriend lives in the future.

Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

Tired of being single? Go sleep on the couch for a night and remember what it feels like to be in a relationship.

A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games.

That awkward moment when the weirdest kid in school is in a relationship and you're still single.

Our argument would be more impressive if either one of us knew what we're talking about.

The minute I use a smiley in a conversation, I'm either bored, awkward or in love:)

We all have that ONE person that we always have feelings for no matter what. Just one look, and it takes you right back to that moment.

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my computer. It's getting pretty serious.

That awkward moment when you see 9 year olds in a relationship, while you're still single.

Relationships these days, start & end on Facebook.

If your relationship has more issues then your magazine, you need to cancel that damn subscription..

My relationship status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle

"Single" and "In a relationship" are just terms people use... Your heart determines your status...

Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

Single doesn't mean lonely. Single means you're preparing for the arrival of a BETTER love!!!

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because my standards have been set unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity.