Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.The longer the title the less important the...
Sunday, 3 February 2013
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